darknephilim:


FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

lotsofdisney:

2D animations for Frozen make my heart hurt.

acquaintedwithrask:

ramavoite:

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

dynastylnoire:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

alwayshector:

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

I’m a forgiving person

norbear20:

cr00kedfingers:

ramones365:

what are cats even trying to do

I laughed at this for far too long.

cats are literally the best.